Friday, May 19, 2006

THE WIFE AND KIDS

Science, the government and actual ethics versus God. I'm sure the government will be getting a talking-points memo.

If I marry a chimp, would I be marrying my cousin?

The human family tree has been thrown into disarray by evidence that the ancestors of man and chimpanzees kept on mating with each other for a million years or more.

If I marry my cousin, would I be marrying a chimp?

Polygamist church leader Warren Jeffs has been placed on the FBI's Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list in hopes that the additional exposure and reward money will lead to his arrest.

What if I marry a man?

A Senate committee approved a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage Thursday, after a shouting match that ended when one Democrat strode out and the Republican chairman bid him "good riddance."

"I don't need to be lectured by you. You are no more a protector of the Constitution than am I," Judiciary Committee Chairman Arlen Specter, R-Pa., shouted after Sen. Russ Feingold declared his opposition to the amendment, his affinity for the Constitution and his intention to leave the meeting. (For the record, Specter is against the Bill too — being the last reasonable Republican — but thought the thing should be debated on the floor of the Senate... debated? Ha! The vote is June 5. Should be quite a debate.)

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