MR. EYBYANINCH BOOK 2 PAGE 26

So, yesterday had a touch of the suck to it, and then I ran into an old friend I hadn't seen in too long after lunch. And then Marcos and I had a night of Beer, Bubba and Biden. Oh, and for the first time in my entire life, my candidate is running for the presidency of the United States of America. Then today's lunch was so great, I had to blast the KLF on my headphones. That's pretty good.

And now I'm getting these pages up. And I'm waiting for the speech. I'm gonna put one more page up tonight, and I'll do a little more work. But I've got some wine, some arugula*, and I'm gonna have some fun.



*Playing the role of arugula tonight will be Tostitos — the chip of the liberal elite®