OLD MAN, TAKE A LOOK AT ME NOW

Actual conversation at deli for lunches:

ME: (to girl behind register) Where is your walkman today?
HER: (blank stare)
ME: You were singing along to your walkman the other day...?
HER: I don't have a walkman, I have an iPod!
ME: You kids!

Good thing I didn't ask her what albums she was listening to.

ME: iPOD? I make music bang stick on rock! You like! Run! Thunder lizard near talking water! Why gods yell when rain fall down?