Friday, March 10, 2006

GOOD CRASH BAD CRASH

Cronenberg can't stomach the Haggis

As disapointing as A History of Violence was, I would have loved it if Aragorn went over to Paul Haggis' house and demanded my $10.50 back after the credits. Then shot Haggis on principle.

Haggis' next movie is going to be called "A History of Violence." It's three hours of women thanking the men who rape them and begging for seconds.

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