A.P.E. MINDS ARE WEAK

Here we go. Countdown to A.P.E. 2006 is in full swing. One week from today, in this very country, at table 225, you will be able to find Earth Minds Are Weak #6. Here's the cover, page 1 and page 8. It's a 16-page, full-color book, half the size of a legal sheet.

"The author subjects himself to a fictional experiment, engaging the services of a nonexistent bureaucracy, in an attempt to heal a damaged mind. Featuring a tiny wiseacre and lots of unresearched science. SCIENCE!"

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