Friday, April 28, 2006

S&M WITHOUT THE FUN

IT'S NOT THE EMMYS THAT ARE ON TONIGHT, IT'S THE FUCKING DAYTIME EMMYS.

I'm going to be watching the Daytime Emmys. On a Friday night. When I'm still young and beautiful. This is why people are attracted to religion: they waste their lives to such a degree they can only desparately pray for a second chance where they never ever have to watch the DAYTIME EMMYS.

Do they still have waiting periods on gun purchases?

24 Comments:

Blogger Kenneth Belasco said...

Ouch! I'm so sorry man!

3:12 PM  
Blogger Marcos Perez said...

but then u r seeing jazz!

3:14 PM  
Blogger Marcos Perez said...

oh i forgot to add...

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH

3:15 PM  
Blogger Justin J. Fox said...

It's a startling beautiful day, women are coming all over the woodwork and there's socializing, drinking or at least working to be done.

Clearly, we should all be inside watching the DAYTIME EMMYS.

I'd laugh at myself to if I wasn't constantly terrified that any night could be my last. What a way to go.

3:53 PM  
Blogger Marcos Perez said...

at least it'll end with revenge sex

4:00 PM  
Blogger Marcos Perez said...

like makeup sex but pre-emptive

4:01 PM  
Blogger Justin J. Fox said...

I first strike capabilities dimish every time I see Susan Luchi flash before my eyes.

4:08 PM  
Blogger Justin J. Fox said...

Did I mention that we'll be watching this stunningly awful display of parapeligiac masturbation with a recovering alcoholic?

This means I can't even drink the endless parade of people too ugly for primetime into oblivion.

4:10 PM  
Blogger Marcos Perez said...

y would she think u'd want to do this?

actually it's starting to sound downright lynchian or ao

4:27 PM  
Blogger Justin J. Fox said...

Woman-think.

"I sat around doing nothing while you wroked on your comic, so you can sit around being bored doing something I want to do."

"Yes, but I didn't TELL YOU to come over. You just did."

"Don't you want to be with me?"

And then it's the trap of illogical reason.

4:38 PM  
Blogger Marcos Perez said...

hmm. fair enough. but like they say...
if you have to ask...
your probably better off not making your boyfriend watch the daytime emmies.

turnabout may be fair play but it is often akin to poising the well.

mix those metaphors!

-daddy peacebucks

5:22 PM  
Blogger Marcos Perez said...

poisoning! they need an edit function

5:23 PM  
Blogger Marcos Perez said...

i didnt realize kenny was the infamous So Sorry Man!

5:23 PM  
Blogger Marcos Perez said...

i forwarded it to you but i know you dont get the hotmail at work. tony needs solicitation synopsis for emaw#6

Shenton4Sales@aol.com

5:27 PM  
Blogger Justin J. Fox said...

I sent him one. But I now realize he never responded, so maybe he didn't get it.

5:35 PM  
Blogger Justin J. Fox said...

There's no turnabout possible but abandonment.

If only I knew the true identity of So Sorry Man. I hear he's great at this sort of thing.

5:37 PM  
Blogger Marcos Perez said...

peacebucks say ask so sorry man!

or his nephew Oh So Sorry man.

totally using this for carl.

5:43 PM  
Blogger Marcos Perez said...

and ill do my best not to make it racist

5:44 PM  
Blogger Justin J. Fox said...

Maybe O. So Sorry Man? The O stands for Orlando.

Aslo, consider Carl going to Peacebucks Turnabout Agency.

5:49 PM  
Blogger Marcos Perez said...

his dad doesnt have a name yet.

daddy peacebucks works.

and considering the large amount of orphans in the book i sense many annie references.

6:05 PM  
Blogger Marcos Perez said...

carls true last name is PEACE BUCKS!!

but ill let people infer that.

oh god. there needs to be richie rich referneces too!

6:07 PM  
Blogger Kenneth Belasco said...

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3:41 PM  
Blogger Kenneth Belasco said...

click here!

3:43 PM  
Blogger Justin J. Fox said...

Absolute genious. Little Orphan Peacebucks.

I've got this weird image of lil' blank eyes Carl in Richie Rich shorts and bowtie, fronting a swing band and hosting the Daytime Emmys — and it's wrecking my brain!

12:22 AM  

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