S&M WITHOUT THE FUN
IT'S NOT THE EMMYS THAT ARE ON TONIGHT, IT'S THE FUCKING DAYTIME EMMYS.
I'm going to be watching the Daytime Emmys. On a Friday night. When I'm still young and beautiful. This is why people are attracted to religion: they waste their lives to such a degree they can only desparately pray for a second chance where they never ever have to watch the DAYTIME EMMYS.
Do they still have waiting periods on gun purchases?
I'm going to be watching the Daytime Emmys. On a Friday night. When I'm still young and beautiful. This is why people are attracted to religion: they waste their lives to such a degree they can only desparately pray for a second chance where they never ever have to watch the DAYTIME EMMYS.
Do they still have waiting periods on gun purchases?
posted by Justin Fox at Friday, April 28, 2006
23 Comments:
Ouch! I'm so sorry man!
but then u r seeing jazz!
oh i forgot to add...
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
It's a startling beautiful day, women are coming all over the woodwork and there's socializing, drinking or at least working to be done.
Clearly, we should all be inside watching the DAYTIME EMMYS.
I'd laugh at myself to if I wasn't constantly terrified that any night could be my last. What a way to go.
at least it'll end with revenge sex
like makeup sex but pre-emptive
I first strike capabilities dimish every time I see Susan Luchi flash before my eyes.
Did I mention that we'll be watching this stunningly awful display of parapeligiac masturbation with a recovering alcoholic?
This means I can't even drink the endless parade of people too ugly for primetime into oblivion.
y would she think u'd want to do this?
actually it's starting to sound downright lynchian or ao
Woman-think.
"I sat around doing nothing while you wroked on your comic, so you can sit around being bored doing something I want to do."
"Yes, but I didn't TELL YOU to come over. You just did."
"Don't you want to be with me?"
And then it's the trap of illogical reason.
hmm. fair enough. but like they say...
if you have to ask...
your probably better off not making your boyfriend watch the daytime emmies.
turnabout may be fair play but it is often akin to poising the well.
mix those metaphors!
-daddy peacebucks
poisoning! they need an edit function
i didnt realize kenny was the infamous So Sorry Man!
i forwarded it to you but i know you dont get the hotmail at work. tony needs solicitation synopsis for emaw#6
Shenton4Sales@aol.com
I sent him one. But I now realize he never responded, so maybe he didn't get it.
There's no turnabout possible but abandonment.
If only I knew the true identity of So Sorry Man. I hear he's great at this sort of thing.
peacebucks say ask so sorry man!
or his nephew Oh So Sorry man.
totally using this for carl.
and ill do my best not to make it racist
Maybe O. So Sorry Man? The O stands for Orlando.
Aslo, consider Carl going to Peacebucks Turnabout Agency.
his dad doesnt have a name yet.
daddy peacebucks works.
and considering the large amount of orphans in the book i sense many annie references.
carls true last name is PEACE BUCKS!!
but ill let people infer that.
oh god. there needs to be richie rich referneces too!
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Absolute genious. Little Orphan Peacebucks.
I've got this weird image of lil' blank eyes Carl in Richie Rich shorts and bowtie, fronting a swing band and hosting the Daytime Emmys — and it's wrecking my brain!
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