SHAKEDOWN. BREAKDOWN.

Takedown. Everybody wants into the Kaiju life.

When Kaiju Shakedown has good news, it's very good. When Kaiju Shakedown has editorial, it's pretty fantastic.

ULTRAMAN MAX is the Ultraman show that features episodes directed by Takashi Miike and Shusuke Kaneko (of GAMERA fame). How bad could it be? It can only be amazing!

It’s the worst job in the world: censor.Just a really nice writeup about different censorship boards in different countries. Highly reccomended, quick reading—contains porn talk. Go already!

I'm probably the last guy in the world to know about Southland Tales (link goes to the bottom of the page instead of the top—what're you gonna do, it's comicon!). Chapters 1–3 are comics, 4–6 are movie, there's a supercomplicated website in the cumming.

The Rock is action star, Boxer Santaros, with amnesia.
Buffy is pornstar, Krysta Now.
The Grand Nagus plays Baron Von Westphalen!
Janeane Garofalo is General Teena MacArthur!
Justin Timberlake and Mandy Moore are in it!
Christopher Lambert is Walter Mung!
John Larroquette is Mr. Smallhouse!
Jon Lovitz is Officer Bart Bookman!
This girl!
There's a character named Megazepplin Waitress!

I declare this the greatest movie of 2006.